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"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy) 05/25/2016 at 22:33 • Filed to: Green Shit

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It’s about my stool, so here’s a stool and a car for safety.

Two days ago I was pooping green shit. It was liquid, with no solid roll of shit, and it was colored like really dark green tea. What does it mean?

deprecated account > Wheelerguy 05/25/2016 at 22:37

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“Probably cancer” - WebMD, actually

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Wheelerguy 05/25/2016 at 22:40

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Call an exorcist. Or Mr. Regular.

Rainbow > Wheelerguy 05/25/2016 at 22:40

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I’ve had that before. It got better on its own. Poop can be weird colors sometimes, but if you don’t feel bad (and it’s not red, like blood) then you can give it a bit of time before you need to be worried.

Boo-Berry and Frankenberry cereals had to have their dies replaced after parents kept rushing their kids to the ER because their poop came out blue or pink. Count Chocula likely does the same thing, but it’s brown, so who knows.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Wheelerguy 05/25/2016 at 22:57

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had any froot loops lately? those’ll turn your poo green.

cbell04 > Wheelerguy 05/25/2016 at 23:05

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Maybe your body thinks it’s st Patricks day

Wheelerguy > Clown Shoe Pilot 05/25/2016 at 23:07

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That’s the weird bit. Never had cereal, but had lots of noodles, fried chicken and mashed potatoes, coco-milk shrimp & squash stew, and rice on all of them.

XJDano > Wheelerguy 05/25/2016 at 23:21

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Mine has been a pasty dark brown since on vacation, I thoug it was from beer, but the kids & wife don’t like beer & have had it too.

Like this but not as much

The Snowman > Wheelerguy 05/25/2016 at 23:28

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I Shit red the other day, like oh god I’m dying look at all the blood red. I was a little worried told the wife goodbye everything. Then I remembered I ate a red velvet donut. (Side note that fucker was delicious) It must have had so much food coloring in it...

Toby F., Manager > Wheelerguy 05/25/2016 at 23:36

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Hepatitis? Improper handling of the food you ate? I remember the scare I had when a cook tested positive at a restaurant I had ate at a few days prior (it was a huge local news story).

Wheelerguy > Toby F., Manager 05/25/2016 at 23:43

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Nothing I know of, because I’m dumping normal-colored, solid shit again.

Toby F., Manager > Wheelerguy 05/25/2016 at 23:48

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That’s good I guess. Monitor it, and get a blood test if you can.